current emotion: 20% battery
Mosquitos are so rude, like who gave you permission to bite my ass?
“who could scroll past this” me
how dumb is it that we’ve created words we arent supposed to use
Start a group chat then put your phone on vibrate and shove it up ur ass
[touches own boob] nice
my senior quote would probably be “i just came here to have a good time and im honestly feeling so attacked rn”
me as a lawyer: kk that was rude .
i can’t believe your hips would just lie to me like that