conshence:

imagine if every note you got on a post was $1

(Source: conshence)

lameborghini:

current emotion: 20% battery

eludible:

Mosquitos are so rude, like who gave you permission to bite my ass?

harryedward:

“who could scroll past this” me

seinfelcl:

how dumb is it that we’ve created words we arent supposed to use

whorville:

Start a group chat then put your phone on vibrate and shove it up ur ass

jaclcfrost:

[touches own boob] nice

urgentcum:

my senior quote would probably be “i just came here to have a good time and im honestly feeling so attacked rn”

asinglegarbanzobeanonitaliantile:

me as a lawyer: kk that was rude . 

snapchatting:

i can’t believe your hips would just lie to me like that