feedingtheselies:

How can I be legally considered an adult when I quote spongebob on a daily basis

urcr:

me flirting: do you want to call me and hear me eat a popsicle

bewbin:

bewbin:

Now that I’m an adult I have to make more serious posts

Briefcase

disowns:

i wish i had friends i could just call up at like 2am and be like “lets chill or go for a walk” and they would do it

(Source: disowns)

manual:

Your body is 65% water and I’m thirsty

narcotic:

really all i want is for someone to feel the same way about me as i do for them 

waerlogas:

i may seem like an angry person on the surface but deep inside im actually angrier

sansatyler:

two things I assume everybody has extensive knowledge about

  • harry potter
  • high school musical

(Source: sansaslays)

cokeflow:

I’m glad people can’t read my mind cause all they’d be hearing is me saying lmao to myself

(Source: fingerblaster113)